What do you call 200 washington lawyers sitting in a room?

I call it approximately 1/20th of the poll monitors that Obama will have working for him in Virginia on election day.

That's right, we've signed up 4000 lawyers to make sure there are no shenanigans on election day in Virginia.  That's enough to put two attorneys at just about every single polling location in the entire state.  In fact, we've signed up enough local lawyers to actually have one inside each polling station to make sure everything runs smoothly.  And that's not even counting the other Obama volunteers who will be helping out by shuttling people to and from the polls, reminding people to bring ID (though one of my jobs is assisting people who forget by explaining they can vote without it), giving people estimated wait times, and anything else to make sure things go as efficiently as possible.  Heck, we've even got people tasked with bringing extra sweatshirts and jackets so that people who show up wearing campaign paraphernelia (from either campaign) can vote without stripping (VA law says no campaign stuff in the polls).  We are leaving nothing to chance.  

And again, this is happening everywhere.  The scale of what he's put together is nothing short of astounding.  It gives me chills just thinking about it.  Every single voter in every single polling location in every single swing state in the whole freakin country is going to cast their ballot under the watchful eyes of Obama volunteers.  

The Republicans are NOT going to steal this one.